February is supposed to be the shortest month. Alas, for my friends in the press, there are no short months under President Donald Trump.
With the help of DOGE boss Elon Musk, Trump made 28 days seem like the conservative version of Mao’s long march. Cuts, slashes, firings, suspensions and more dominated the news. And, of course, where would the media be without impeachment talk?
The far left still hasn’t taken a cue from the election results. Wisconsin Democrat Gov. Tony Evers even backed a budget that twists the word “mother” into the term “inseminated person.” The job requirements to lead a state of 6 million aren’t very high.
Former President Joe Biden signs with his old rep while President Donald Trump made February’s 28 days seem like the conservative version of Mao’s long march. (Getty Images )
It wasn’t all political. The month also featured Ye (formerly Kanye West) doing crazy and disgusting things I won’t sully this op-ed with, but should earn him his own DS number. And to mark his show’s 50th anniversary, “Saturday Night Live” honcho Lorne Michaels claimed that one of the most consistently liberal programs in TV history is “nonpartisan.”
Say what you want about her, she’s not boring. She marked Valentine’s Day by sharing a woman’s video of, “3 reasons Valentine’s Day is Terrible for Affair Partners.” Here’s the Lorenz snarky take: “While u might want to celebrate Valentine’s Day, please remember how hard and difficult this day is for those having an affair with ur loved one
Pick your poison.
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Dan Gainor is a freelance opinion editor for Fox News Digital. He is also a science fiction/fantasy author. His latest work is in a collection called, “Shoot the Devil 3: Militia of Martyrs.”
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